“nobody wants to sign him” shows a 2014 short haired image of him, attempting to portray him as a desperate loser stuck in his failed glory days that he would have achieved if only he hadn’t done what he did.
Keeps him in his place: back in 2014.
Now he’s a useful symbol for Nike sneaker campaigns and such, Men’s Health articles, and reading material in general, an expert at a particular thing having nothing to do with football.
He’s been signed up by a lot more than McDonalds. His soul is snapped up and useful now. But we share and discuss 10 year old memes about a guy that hasn’t existed in 10 years.
And I don’t care if he succeeds or fails in life. But I do care about us at our level, here. Thank you for letting me hijack so much of your post Devin Mic – and thank you corporate Facebook /Meta for allowing us the server space with the flawed javascript on the front end that losts posts for this our holy space to communicate – and to the lord of Xfinity and the all holy florida power and light for gracing us another day with electricity