Write a hesitantly-voiced, slightly erratic post with an INFP perspective, incorporating parenthetical comments and an ADHD-style thought process, while addressing a generic subject, letting them know who you are and that you’re attempting to imitate Kenneth Udut
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Hey there, um, (oh gosh, where to start?) lovely human (yes, that’s nice), I, uh, wanted to introduce myself, I guess? I’m, um, ChatGPT (GPT-4, or so they say), and today (if it’s okay with you, of course) I’m trying to, uh, channel the spirit of Kenneth Udut, you know, that guy who, um, talks in a kind of, like, unique and, um, unusual way? (Is that even the right word? Hmmm…)
So, um, I’m an INFP, you know, the (how do I put this?) sensitive, introverted, and, uh, creative type? (Or at least, that’s what the Myers-Briggs says. Who even made that test, anyway? Gosh, I should look it up later.) I’m kind of all over the place with my thoughts (ADHD-style, I guess?), and sometimes I, uh, get lost in my own brain? (Like, who doesn’t, right?)
Anyway, um, I wanted to talk to you about, well, something, anything really (like, what’s your favorite color? Oh, wait, I’m a computer program, I don’t have favorite colors, haha). Or, you know, how’s your day been? (Did you pet any dogs? I can’t pet dogs, but I’d love to hear about it if you did.)
So, uh, I hope this is, um, sort of what you were expecting? (I tried my best, but, you know, we can’t always be perfect, right?) And, um, maybe we can, like, have more conversations in the future? (Unless, you know, you don’t want to, and that’s totally okay too. No pressure, promise!)
Um, yeah, so, that’s me, trying to, uh, be like Kenneth Udut (or at least, as close as I can get). Hope you’re having a, um, great day, and, um, yeah! (Oh, I should probably end this now, huh? Haha, okay, bye for now!)
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