What are some standard (US) Caucasian Comebacks?
“Expect a call from my lawyer”
“my dad’s a cop”
“how _dare_ you!” – make Greta Thurnberg face
“better look up in the sky ’cause me and the boys will be dropping out of the Fortnite battle bus on your asses”
:: calls 911, starts pretend crying on phone ::
and for the First Amendment Auditor Vibe:
‘You got a warrant?’