“Well, don’t tell anyone but I marinate it for four hours in baby’s first steps and…”


“Oh my, your chicken is MARVELOUS! What *is* your secret?”

“Well, don’t tell anyone but I marinate it for four hours in baby’s first steps and…”

“Wait… what did you say?”

“I marinate it first… and then..”

“No no, back up just a second. What was that about ‘baby’s first steps?”

“Oh yes – and after that I give it a dry rub in playing with Legos.”

Host turns away for a moment.

Guest says quietly, “Honey, call the paramedics quickly. We may have been poisoned! Shhh keep it quiet…”

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