“Oh my, your chicken is MARVELOUS! What *is* your secret?”
“Well, don’t tell anyone but I marinate it for four hours in baby’s first steps and…”
“Wait… what did you say?”
“I marinate it first… and then..”
“No no, back up just a second. What was that about ‘baby’s first steps?”
“Oh yes – and after that I give it a dry rub in playing with Legos.”
Host turns away for a moment.
Guest says quietly, “Honey, call the paramedics quickly. We may have been poisoned! Shhh keep it quiet…”