We had turkeys here once. They really are that stupid.
We had four of them. They roamed the yard. Funny little creatures.
One day, we had a heavy rainstorm and couldn’t get them back into the cage. The ground was flooding as it often did during heavy rainstorms.
Three out of the four drowned.
But they didn’t drown in the rising waters.
They drowned from looking up into the falling rain.