I want to go to clown school.
Christophoros is 13 letters long.
Juan is 4 letters long.
That’s 18 in total because the space counts.
Chris is 5 letters long.
Hamberg is 7 letters long.
This is 13, because the space counts.
There’s obviously a math issue here between the two forms of Chris names, because 2 people are talking and I just interjected which makes 3, which makes 2 left.
Trump will not find an audience among the Chris names here, although you _could_ both be right.