Today, we panic about cucumbers. The evil fruit masquerading as a vegetable, infecting vegetable salads along with their evil minions, the tomatoe…. tomato…. ISIS…. ISIL… Daesh… whatever.

CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day via http://onion.com/1OM66yA

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