… Think your ride is crowded?

^… Think your ride is crowded?
… Actually, it's human performance art. The balance is… astounding!
… hey, do you think the conductor will notice?
… I don't know why the A-train is consuming SO MUCH FUEL!
… Excuse me, but your foot is on my iPhone
… I don't know what happened sir… they were just putting pennies on the railroad tracks and I… just… couldn't… stop….
… Pardon the inconvenience, but the inside of the train is being fumigated for earwigs. Please step outside the train and enjoy the ride.
… Think about it – the guy in middle… ahh-ahh-ahh– CHOOOO! sneezes… and…. whoops…^

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