The problem with B is “that’s not how it works”. If it’s filled with blood? Sure. Or if you’re wearing creepy spandex maybe. But tighty whities and boxers alike just don’t have the support for B.

The problem with B is “that’s not how it works”. If it’s filled with blood? Sure. Or if you’re wearing creepy spandex maybe. But tighty whities and boxers alike just don’t have the support for B.

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If a guy tries “B”, it’ll just fall down, get stuck looking like it’s sticking straight out and then you gotta put your math book in front of it or something. ::: FLASHBACKS TO MIDDLE SCHOOL ::: …. “all the other kids with the pumped up kicks..”…. uh oh

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That’s honestly something I’ve never thought of. But it explains that one boy scout leader.

WAIT: a case for B: skinny jeans. 80s 2nd wave GenX, tight black jeans were a thing for a bit.

Yeah… B was a necessity to avoid pain with random school boners. The jeans provided the support.

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