Thank you for your hard work, bees. Due to budget restraints, there will not be a gold watch and your retirement dinner will instead be a lunch at Applebee’s and everybody will have to pay their own way. As far as your pension, you’ll be contacted by mail in the next month about that as I’ve been instructed to say nothing about the matter. How’s your savings by the way? I hear you can do reverse mortgages now. Oh, here are the escorts. No, no, don’t take anything from your office — check the pockets Ted – whatever’s not company inventory will be mailed to you later. Don’t fight them – TED THE PEPPER SPRAY! – bring in the police — MARY CALL THEM IN!!! – it’s in your best interests to settle down. SETTLE DOWN… ok, i’m out of here guys, do what needs to be done….

Thank you for your hard work, bees. Due to budget restraints, there will not be a gold watch and your retirement dinner will instead be a lunch at Applebee’s and everybody will have to pay their own way.

As far as your pension, you’ll be contacted by mail in the next month about that as I’ve been instructed to say nothing about the matter. How’s your savings by the way? I hear you can do reverse mortgages now. Oh, here are the escorts. No, no, don’t take anything from your office — check the pockets Ted – whatever’s not company inventory will be mailed to you later.

Don’t fight them – TED THE PEPPER SPRAY! – bring in the police — MARY CALL THEM IN!!! – it’s in your best interests to settle down. SETTLE DOWN… ok, i’m out of here guys, do what needs to be done….

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