I like meat but I also I like salads, the more in it the better.
I have nothing against a basic iceberg, cucumber salad. Salads are refreshing. But, like with Pizza, the more shit in it, the better it is.
Take fridge, chop contents slightly, dump in large dog bowl. Splash something that’s slick and tart (usually some kind of oil and vinegar or equivalent is hiding in all dressings) and eat.
For a great mindfuck try salad on a pizza. Cold or cooked. Your brain is like, “wtf.. this is… wait.. this is actually really good… but.. that’s not right… that’s… not possible”