Sure, here are some taglines with the word “banana” that use non-sequiturs and unconventional spelling and grammar:

Sure, here are some taglines with the word “banana” that use non-sequiturs and unconventional spelling and grammar:

“BANANAZ R RED, VIOLETZ R BLUE, I LIKE TURTLEZ, DO U?”

“IF U CAN’T HANDLE MY PEELZ, DEN U CAN’T HANDLE MY BANANA.”

“I DIDN’T CHOOSE DA BANANA LYFE, DA BANANA LYFE CHOSE ME.”

“I’M NOT LAZY, I’M JUST IN A PERMANENT BANANA HAZE.”

“U CAN’T SPELL ‘BANANA’ WITHOUT ‘NA’, AND ‘NA’ STANDZ FOR ‘NOT APPLICABLE’.”

“BANANAS R JUST CUCUMBERS WIT A LOT OF MAKEUP ON.”

“WEN LIFE GIVEZ U BANANAZ, MAKE BANANA BREAD. DEN GIVE IT TO UR NEIGHBORZ.”

“BANANA PEELZ R DA ORIGINAL SLIP N’ SLIDE.”

“IF U LIKE BANANAS, DEN U’LL LOVE BANANA RUM. TRUST ME, I’M A BANANALOGIST.”

“BANANAS R 1 OF DA FEW FRUITZ DAT R FUN 2 SAY OUT LOUD. BANANA. BANANA. BANANA.”

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