Subj: Things to watch out for on classified ads.
From: kudut@hamp.hampshire.edu (Kenneth Udut)
Date: February 22, 1993
Subj: Things to watch out for on classified ads.
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Phrases Which Are Designed to Lure You In, But Conceal the Mundane Duties
of That Job.
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* ENERGETIC SELF-STARTER WANTED
You’ll be working on comission.
* GOOD ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS
You’ll be handling the filing.
* MAKE AN INVESTMENT IN YOUR FUTURE
This is a franchise of pyramid-scheme.
* MUCH CLIENT CONTACT
You handle the phone, or make “cold calls” on clients.
* PLANNING AND COORDINATING
You book the boss’s travel arrangements.
* OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME
Nowhere else will you find wuch a low salary and so much work.
* MANAGEMENT TRAINING POSITION
You’ll be a salesperson with a wide territory.
* VARIED, INTERESTING TRAVEL
You’ll be a salesperson with a wide territory.
from _what color iw your parachute?_ by Richard Nelson Bolles, published
and revised every year since 1972. published by Ten Speed Press, PO Box
7123, Berkeley, California 94707
keyed in by Kenneth Udut,
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