Sometimes I think of myself as a politician or smooth-talker

Sometimes I think of myself as a politician or smooth-talker, talk show host with all the answers, a shallow smiling TV personality whose getting words fed by an earpiece, or a scamming psychic.

I consciously avoid shitty situations and when I find myself wrapped up in them, I try to resolve them as quickly and diplomatically as possible JUST so I can avoid the ambient stressful environment. I’ve gotten good at getting people to tolerate each other, just so I could get back to what I’m doing. So, I’m basically selfish.

I consider you a superior being because you’re experiencing the muck. I’m like a celibate priest giving marriage advice. Metaphors – so handy.

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