Origin of the phrase What the Fuck by Kenneth Udut.

It’s a phrase uttered by those entirely confused by the concept of their parents having had sex to conceive them. They just can’t fathom it.

It’s the answer to existence.

“Why am I here? Is it God? Randomness? Is there a purpose to my existence? Why? Why? WHY AM I HERE!?!?!”

“Oh, you know why you’re here. Your parents they… you know…”

“What, the fuck?”

“Yeah, they had sex.”

“The fuck?”

“Yes. The fuck.”


And so it began, a lifelong cycle of cognitive dissonance, never to be fully resolved.

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