^Oh coffee, oh dark elixier of^

^Oh coffee, oh dark elixier of life, within whose container's confines I happily pollute with my powdered transfat and mice-cancer-causing bitter sweetener and drink down with gratitude and humility – I beseech thee: brew.^

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