Now the adults in the community know whether to buy pink or blue stuff.
If only they’d make available non-gender specific baby clothing, 45,000 acres of land wouldn’t have burned down, 800 firefighters might have had better things to do, $8 million to pay for firefighting saved, and hundreds of people that were evacuated could’ve not had a major disruption to their lives and a security risk to their possessions.
He felt remorse.
It was an accident.
No humans died thanks to community evacuation procedures.
But really, just start making yellow and green baby clothes.