Now the adults in the community know whether to buy pink or blue stuff. If only they’d make available non-gender specific baby clothing, 45,000 acres of land wouldn’t have burned down, 800 firefighters might have had better things to do, $8 million to pay for firefighting saved, and hundreds of people that were evacuated could’ve not had a major disruption to their lives and a security risk to their possessions. He felt remorse. It was an accident. No humans died thanks to community evacuation procedures. But really, just start making yellow and green baby clothes.

Now the adults in the community know whether to buy pink or blue stuff.
 
If only they’d make available non-gender specific baby clothing, 45,000 acres of land wouldn’t have burned down, 800 firefighters might have had better things to do, $8 million to pay for firefighting saved, and hundreds of people that were evacuated could’ve not had a major disruption to their lives and a security risk to their possessions.
 
He felt remorse.
It was an accident.
No humans died thanks to community evacuation procedures.
 
But really, just start making yellow and green baby clothes.

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