“non-sequiturs, absurdities, and random/nonsensical phrases with unconventional spelling and grammar” “PIGMENTED WATERMELONS ARE THE NEW KALE, GET YOUR TASTE BUDS READY.” “FINGER NAILS ARE LIKE LITTLE HAMMERS, READY TO BUILD A BETTER FUTURE.” “PLUMBERS ARE THE HEROES OF OUR TIME, THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE WATER DO BACKFLIPS.” “BANANAS ARE LIKE UNICORNS THAT GOT LOST ON THEIR WAY TO THE FARM.” “SKYDIVING IS LIKE FLYING A PAPER AIRPLANE IN A HURRICANE.” “COOKIES ARE THE KEYS TO WORLD PEACE, ONE BITE AT A TIME.” “ROBOTS ARE LIKE CUCUMBERS WITH LASER EYES, THEY ARE COOLER THAN WE THINK.” “PINEAPPLES ARE THE NEW BLACK, PUT THEM ON YOUR PIZZA AND MAKE HISTORY.” “BEARS ARE JUST GIANT TEDDY BEARS WITH AN ATTITUDE, DON’T MESS WITH THEM.” “IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE AND SELL IT TO ALIENS.”

“non-sequiturs, absurdities, and random/nonsensical phrases with unconventional spelling and grammar”
“PIGMENTED WATERMELONS ARE THE NEW KALE, GET YOUR TASTE BUDS READY.”
“FINGER NAILS ARE LIKE LITTLE HAMMERS, READY TO BUILD A BETTER FUTURE.”
“PLUMBERS ARE THE HEROES OF OUR TIME, THEY KNOW HOW TO MAKE WATER DO BACKFLIPS.”
“BANANAS ARE LIKE UNICORNS THAT GOT LOST ON THEIR WAY TO THE FARM.”
“SKYDIVING IS LIKE FLYING A PAPER AIRPLANE IN A HURRICANE.”
“COOKIES ARE THE KEYS TO WORLD PEACE, ONE BITE AT A TIME.”
“ROBOTS ARE LIKE CUCUMBERS WITH LASER EYES, THEY ARE COOLER THAN WE THINK.”
“PINEAPPLES ARE THE NEW BLACK, PUT THEM ON YOUR PIZZA AND MAKE HISTORY.”
“BEARS ARE JUST GIANT TEDDY BEARS WITH AN ATTITUDE, DON’T MESS WITH THEM.”
“IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE AND SELL IT TO ALIENS.”

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