Never had teacher’s that THOUGHT they were “TILFs” (i guess?) or friends’ moms that thought they were MILFs (but weren’t)? eh you’re better off. They thought they were hot but they were not.
She was a great science teacher – called everybody “Honey chil'” (not black – just weirdo italian-american) – but blergh I can still feel the static of that sweater on my back at quiet moments. Such is growing up I guess.