My brother + I saw on on the side of the road for sale. $50. Sold by a Mexican kid. Figured why not. Never found any books on “how to raise bucks”. Couldn’t figure out why. Then he grew up, smelled like a middle school locker room, broke everything he got he head on, complained all the time. Had to constantly reenforce his cage as he kept getting out. Too domestic to let loose. Too wild to keep. But then again, he got to live a lot of years longer than he would have otherwise.

My brother + I saw on on the side of the road for sale. $50. Sold by a Mexican kid. Figured why not.
Never found any books on “how to raise bucks”. Couldn’t figure out why. Then he grew up, smelled like a middle school locker room, broke everything he got he head on, complained all the time. Had to constantly reenforce his cage as he kept getting out.
Too domestic to let loose. Too wild to keep. But then again, he got to live a lot of years longer than he would have otherwise.
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