making fun of people who quote out of context

Allow me to try:

“A man goes home and masturbates” – Bernie Sanders, 1972
That means Bernie Sanders is pro-masturbation.

“The man and woman get dressed up on Sunday” – Bernie Sanders, 1972
That means Bernie Sanders is pro-Church, anti-gay and is supporting Traditional, Conservative values, and says the word “Family” slowly with an extra stress on the “fam” part.

“To what in us are they appealing?” – Bernie Sanders, 1972
Wow, this one could be used to justify a lot of fascinating things.
Maybe he’s referring to building a wall around the USA and removing those he doesn’t think are appealing.

Perhaps he’s talking about the glue they use in cereal bags that make it so difficult to open them up nowadays.

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