I got SWAG… or swagger at least. Found this note from 2003 that I wrote to my future self, printed on some weird 4 inch wide paper from a tiny pocket sized printer I had. Ok, that’s a lie. I planned to get swag. Just read.
“2. Act as if you’re not shy. In private, behave as if you’re oozing confidence. Hold your chin up, stick your chest out, add a swagger to your walk and speak firmly. It may seem ridiculous, but you will see results when you’re out in public.”
See. Swag. 2003. Before everybody else. I had it. So society. lol
Actually, no I didn’t. I don’t have swag. It’s to my future self. It was my future self in 2003, and it’s still my future self in 2015.
[Nor do I want swag. But a few people HAVE done noscopes of me and given me the minecraft glasses and the flying doritos and airhorns and stuff with my face, so I guess, I do have it, at least parody-swag.]