In the name of the demon Carbon, whose Footprints we must diminish!

In the name of the demon Carbon, whose Footprints we must diminish!
Friend says: *We should bring back Human Sacrifice!”
My reply:
Yes. Currently available in the Netherlands.
Appeases the Gods of “Efficiency”, “Space-Saving”, “More Money For The Rest of Us When You’re Gone”.

Incentives include: Authority Figures such as Doctors saying things like: “You Are Obviously A Burden To Your Family. I Give You Peace Of Mind If You Just Sign Here.” and other nefarious customs soon to be adopted world-wide, in the name of the Demon, “Carbon”, whose Footprints we must Diminish.

What makes it one of the more fun modern Religions to follow is they get to say, “Oh, we’re not like THOSE ancient Religions like Christianity. Why, we don’t even KNOW we’re a Religion. It’s simply Fact, in the All Mighty Names of Science and Reason!”

But naw, it’s a religion. Looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck. :P

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