I’m so white that… Top 100 May 26, 1984 Summer 1984 I was 12. Summer 1984 I wanted to breakdance. BADLY. Summer 1984 I took A CLASS on breakdancing. Summer 1984 I performed on stage to this song surrounded by girls also dancing. I was “the boy”. This is how white I was. To this day, I’m mortified that I danced to this line: “he’s my loving one-man show” as a bunch of girls did ballet stuff around me. This is the first and only time I have/will ever tell this story.

I’m so white that…
Top 100 May 26, 1984
Summer 1984 I was 12.
Summer 1984 I wanted to breakdance. BADLY.
Summer 1984 I took A CLASS on breakdancing.
Summer 1984 I performed on stage to this song surrounded by girls also dancing. I was “the boy”.
This is how white I was.
 
To this day, I’m mortified that I danced to this line:
“he’s my loving one-man show”
as a bunch of girls did ballet stuff around me.
 
This is the first and only time I have/will ever tell this story.
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