I’m so white that…
Top 100 May 26, 1984
Summer 1984 I was 12.
Summer 1984 I wanted to breakdance. BADLY.
Summer 1984 I took A CLASS on breakdancing.
Summer 1984 I performed on stage to this song surrounded by girls also dancing. I was “the boy”.
This is how white I was.
To this day, I’m mortified that I danced to this line:
“he’s my loving one-man show”
as a bunch of girls did ballet stuff around me.
This is the first and only time I have/will ever tell this story.