If your socks can stand up on their own, you’ve been wearing them too long.

If your socks can stand up on their own, you’ve been wearing them too long.

My bacteria have strong exoskeletons and weave their hardened shells into my sock fabric. So, I usually go through several pairs a day but prefer barefoot if possible.

I should wash my socks in yogurt tbh.

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I don’t know WHAT cultures would form if I washed my socks in yogurt, put the yogurt in a yogurt maker, added milk and made more..

…the thought of human bacterial yogurt is disturbing.

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thing is: bacteria morphs when multiplying in the billions. I can’t wear a tshirt a 2nd day usually because (I think) the bacteria from my body that was split off onto the shirt, grew “its own way” and when they come in contact with my body bacteria again, there’s war…

…and it feels to me like “iitching”

 

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