If I was ever gonna have kids I’d adopt or foster kids. There’s more than enough out there that need food/housing/role modeling/etc. Not much difference in the gene pool between any of us.

If I was ever gonna have kids I’d adopt or foster kids. There’s more than enough out there that need food/housing/role modeling/etc. Not much difference in the gene pool between any of us.

Here’s some numbers related to age and sperm mobility. Of course it only takes one.

I like to think that the earlier ones break own the wall and the lazy ones in the back come up from behind and are like;

“Thank you my dudes”, as the others lay there dead.

Survival of the laziest. The fast ones rush in like desperate fools and die off.

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damn there’s a gif for everything. Looked up “lazy sperm” on giphy. Perfect illustration of the dead ones.
https://media.giphy.com/media/QKcy1WITn5CRG/giphy.gif

This needs epic journey music:
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1qCOXAevt2G4/giphy.gif

and if you’re REALLY worried, stock up:
https://media.giphy.com/media/13cGaLzotuiBSE/giphy.gif

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holy crap it’s real. Man somebody on my friends list was REALLY into the idea of sexbots… can’t remember who but maybe FB will show them this now that I said “sexbot”.
https://media.giphy.com/media/Bvq6humEfbh2E/giphy.gif

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