If I was ever gonna have kids I’d adopt or foster kids. There’s more than enough out there that need food/housing/role modeling/etc. Not much difference in the gene pool between any of us.
Here’s some numbers related to age and sperm mobility. Of course it only takes one.
I like to think that the earlier ones break own the wall and the lazy ones in the back come up from behind and are like;
“Thank you my dudes”, as the others lay there dead.
Survival of the laziest. The fast ones rush in like desperate fools and die off.
damn there’s a gif for everything. Looked up “lazy sperm” on giphy. Perfect illustration of the dead ones.
This needs epic journey music:
and if you’re REALLY worried, stock up:
holy crap it’s real. Man somebody on my friends list was REALLY into the idea of sexbots… can’t remember who but maybe FB will show them this now that I said “sexbot”.