I remember this logic trap in sixth grade gym.
“hey Kenny”, Three boys who I barely talk to surround me
“does your mom know you’re gay?”
and they stood around me in a circle, repeating it repeatedly as I tried to understand this weird illogical question they were pressuring me to answer.
jokes on them: one went to prison, another became a creepy 27 year old that skulked around teenage drinking parties for “dates” (they were smarter than him) and the 3rd became a teacher in south korea after getting kicked out of the army for being gay before they made it legal there so not too bad – and the skulker did get married after 40 and the prisoner got out and i think has slept on couches most of his adult life
and me? haha clearly i turned out well, relating this story in a little obscure group on an internet social networking service for no particular reason except to give people something to mildly amuse them prior to their untimely deaths which will probably be untimely someday