Religious apologist? No. I’m agnostic.
I was almost a monk in the Eastern Orthodox Church in my mid-20s but then I went all Mr. Science. Now I’m 43. Never absorbed atheist beliefs, although a majority of my friends are atheist.
I never had any bad experiences with religions in my life, so I have no animosity towards them. There’s some assholes within them, sure. I’m anti-asshole wherever they are. But religions? Meh. They don’t make a difference to me either way.
I’ll call the the Atheist Bishop. He’ll call ANATHAMA! on them for you.
::: dialing ::: “Yes, yes, Mr Dawkins? Yes, we have a problem here.”