^I love you because you're the only person I don't hate that much" – THIS needs to go on T-shirts, Hallmark Cards. It's a piece of art created by http://budy92.deviantart.com/ who came up with the phrase, although I've heard a similar sentiment. Had a friend who described our friendship like this years ago,
"I hate everybody. Our friendship is based on hate. I just hate you less than everybody else."^
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