I look forward to the day binary gender dissolves into a spectrum. Always hated that stuff.

Same thing with antiperspirant. Somewhere as a teenager, I started using Teen Spirit, which is marketed for teenage girls.
Why?
I figured if there’s ANYBODY who _really doesn’t wanna sweat_, it’s teenage girls.

Stuff worked better than ANY of the stuff they “made for guys”… plus it had this nice Berry scent.

It can actually make you STRONGER if other guys around you are AFRAID of cocoa butter kiss.

“Oh no! It’s a boy, but he smells like a GIRL! What do we do? He has some… SECRET… POWER! Why, if his face touches my first, I might get the gay!”

It’s true. being different offers great protection. Guys leave you alone and admire that you’re not trapped. Girls either love you or wanna “fix you” ’cause they have the “Earth Mother Goddess Syndrome” Teachers and unmarried Aunts especially seem to be afflicted.

I look forward to the day binary gender dissolves into a spectrum. Always hated that stuff.

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