I can always tell who the teacher’s pets were in school by seeing who defends police whatever they do every single time. “Who threw that pen?” “Billy did it1″

I can always tell who the teacher’s pets were in school by seeing who defends police whatever they do every single time. “Who threw that pen?” “Billy did it1″

::: eats caviar ::: white privilege? whatever do you mean? ::: gets listened to in job interview :::: there’s no such thing as white priv ::: fakes having money, gets into golf club, scams a few before slithering out of town ::: edge.

I use my glasses wearing white male nerd who is good with words privilege from time to time. People *actually* think I know what I’m talking about. It’s great!

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I just wish I had a college diploma or a PhD. Thought about internet ones but I don’t have the balls. With a haircut and a few photo shoots and interviews, I’d be MR EXPERT in no time. But, no balls for scamming folks.

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Three card monty on a cardboard box or “$10 XBox from the back of the trunk” level? I’m from New Jersey USA so scammers went across the rainbow and all income levels. I even worked in Big Pharma for a few years and got to watch multi-million dollar scamming at work. Learned loads.

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:: starts reaching for wallet ::: WAAAAIT A MINUTE…


I’ll give you $25

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Back in ancient BBS days (90s) I remember one kid who stole 12 laptops from his school and tried selling them… but forgot to take off the school names and security locks off of them. Didn’t make a single sale.

One time he wanted to go to Barnes & Noble. I thought it odd he was wearing parachute pants as they’d been out of fashion for years by then. Gets back in the car walking funny, starts pulling books out of his pants. Last time I drove him anywhere.

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I was impressed he had books from his ankles to his waistband though. But knowing him, they were probably all books nobody would buy. Never found out what happened to him. Early online days attracted a lot of weirdos.

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Yeah, reposting feels more like eating a bad peanut, spitting it out and forgetting about the bad peanut a minute later.

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yeah, this is pre-chip days back when desktops were always superior but it wasn’t long before they all sucked. Then things got kind of stagnant post 2004 except in video and storage and multicores. Still waiting for next new thing.

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hahaha – you nailed it. I don’t like reposting unless I make changes somehow. Whether words or memes, I gotta change it in some way. But I don’t fault others who do. Copy/share is how the internet itself is built (store + forward) and redundancy is part of the very system itself. So is repetitiveness. Also repeating.

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THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY INTERNET SPEAKING. WE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE ABOVE COMMENT. PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__DApLNFJlw

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I’m glad they’re doing it though, although I somehow expect to see some really bizarre youtube videos coming out made by grown men with racial bias issues and the money to afford them all. Interesting times ahead.

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Indeed. I have a chaotic relationship with chaos. Sometimes I love it, sometimes I don’t but I always expect it.

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