*How to motivate a motivational speaker to be motivational. by Kenneth Udut*
You’re doing one of things people always tell me I should do. So, I’ll be counting on you to do whatever it is I _might_ have done had I chosen to do motivational speaking and not only surpass whatever my capabilities in such role might have been had I chosen it, but leave all of my potentialities SO FAR BEHIND that it’s as if I might’ve not done anything at all, had I done it.
In short: Well, you already know the answer and I hope to hear it tomorrow.