how to escape reality

Random Highlander smashes my computer with sledgehammer, every real and fictional person I ever encountered points their fingers at me simultaneously and says, GET A LIFE YOU LOSER! and emotionally compressed down to a complicated ball of infinite gravitational pull, I untangle myself in a great explosion of kamehameha! and destroy everything around me in a great expanding ball of energy!

I feel the needle going into me.  I don’t remember much after that until the shining square sun enters my vision and I look down at my hands and they are gone.

Floating in front of me is a block of wool and some raw porkchops and lava surrounds me and that is when I know… I’ve finally arrived.

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