Headlines are always dumb as fuck, I agree. But they’re designed to grab you from across the street. So they’re not the source of news, just the hook.
100% accurate “hooks” are boring.
and yes, adventure time would be amazing. Back when I ran a Minecraft server for my ne a zillion years ago, I installed the “Land of Ooo” and it was an amazing world in the multiverse there. Whoever designed it did a great job imitating all of the places. Very popular spot for a while.