Head of National Guard steps down 12:01pm. Temporary guy takes his place. 12:02pm is when the coup begins. [cue world-ending music – O fortuna is a standard]
oh wait.. he’s got only a few high school bands there. They’ll be squeaking their way through it. [one of our local bands got tapped on the shoulder for it. Being a republican majority area here (sigh, cue sad face), they were happy to do it.