he idiot driving next to you.

Tv addicts use 1/2 the water of a gamer – dominant thumb only needs washing. Android and iPhone obsessers: wash only your dominant index finger, unless you’re from the Middle East – you probably use your middle finger, as you don’t have the same taboo we have in the US about it, and it IS the longest finger. Drivers: Wash both hands and feet, since they each get a workout. If you have road rage, you should wash your neck, because it gets a workout from twisting it around to yell at the idiot driving next to you. “

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