hawkings turdiation
theory stated that your turds are actually 1/2 lost information – and the more you poop the more you forget as it flushes down the drain.
but a competing theory stated that everything we think is actually wrapped around the surface of a turd and that we are in fact turds flowing through a sewer system right now, memories of meals never really eaten
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