got put into a holding pen for trying to steal gas at a police station when I was 17. Didn’t know it was a police station. We saw a guy pumping gas and leaving and figured, “oh, free gas”. I said, “Go ahead, what’s the worst that could happen?”
I stopped saying that phrase after that.
I’m almost blind myself but both of us were being stupid. The big sign that said POLICE STATION was hidden a *little* behind trees but we were there for a stupid field hockey game on the back lot. Who has a field hockey game behind a police station? It was weird.