I’d make a shitty scientist. Maybe a lackluster poet or lyricist. I thought of being a religious leader but I haven’t found or made one good enough yet, so I’ll just bide my time for now.
What you call self-depreciation is just me. There’s not much, including myself, everything around me and you, that I don’t consider entirely, ultimately absurd. Everything’s awesome nonsense. I’m honest, transparent and generally enjoy myself when I’m online. No complaints here.