Do you need to find a volcano? If so, how do you avoid lava dick?

I’d like to know fuck all. For example, how do you fuck a planet? Do you need to find a volcano? If so, how do you avoid lava dick?

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You fucked the planet? You must work for British Petroleum or Exxon or something. Nicely done! Oh wait.. that’s minors.. minors fuck the planet making big shafts and thrusting their bits down long holes, even though they’re not supposed to have sex. Stay in school!

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I believe in the principle of the UN (in general) : keep the nations however you like, just do some treaties and try not to fuck over your own people TOO much, k? although they need some improvements.

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Safe spaces – so true. Trump wants the USA to be a giant playpen safe space. So do the Brexit folks. Oh well. Maybe it’s time historically for a few playpens around the planet with kids launching their baby mush at each other.

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That’s physics. It only works theoretically.

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they say that celery is negative calories but the only negative calories I know are people saying, “Ewwww” as you stuff your face with some combination of grease, grain and sugar.

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Granted. Pick your land. Has to be unclaimed though but it’s yours.

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but Hasbro also makes My Little Pony, which was intended for little girls but was written with compelling story lines with enough magic in it to appeal to people who like BOTH Dungeons & Dragon wizardry and also bright fluffy colors and sarcastic black women talk with an ineffectual little male dragon pet that reminds the male viewers of their true status in society making Hasbro a tool for the emasculation of society!! omg… SNAKE EYES! WHY!!!

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