*DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS?*
Apparently, liking fish sticks is illegal in some parts of the world. They consider it a perversion and an offense to the so called morally upright fish. But laws are being passed where liking fish sticks is acceptable. Whole schools of fish are having ”Gill Pride Day”. They prefer not to be called ”Tail Touchers” or ”Gill Grabbers” though. Future Guppies won’t have to worry about anybody making rules about their fish sticks ever again.
(why did I write this? Oh, my family would be so proud of me lol –Ken)