comprehensive, complete imaginary ontology for the moment of experience described in the previous answers might be expressed in Turbo Pascal:
moment := 1.0;
intensity := emotional_state;
emotional_state := Regulate(emotional_state, feedback, control_algorithms);
Exchange(data, network, protocols);
if goals = current_state then actions := 1
else actions := 2;
Oh I know at least TWO people here that know Pascal very well.