and farting will generate even more power.

PERFECT! Add generators to all the speeches given that are merely talking ABOUT what we SHOULD do and have a storage battery in the back of the auditorium.

Then, attach kinetic power generators to the seats so all the uncomfortable shifting in the chairs out of boredom and farting will generate even more power.

[offer free coffee and sugar-free cakes beforehand for extra wind/kinetic energy generation capabilities].

I like it.

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