I can do a Hollywood Producer ped look: “You’re goin’ places kid! See, my limo has a built in fridge and all these hot girls can be yours – but of course nothing’s without it’s price….”

“ you look like the person who always has coke”

“looks like” – Tex right? Bet you live up to your name huh? Here, have a sampler and keep the hundred.

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“Authorities grab the producer at a lavish Hollywood house party after allegations surface on the popular social network “Critter” from an animal on the set of his film “Cat People” claiming he engaged in what was more than just a simple pat on the head.

“At first, it was just petting but then it started getting heavy…

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